What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What makes you think that former U.S. President Donald Trump's legal team has already been laying the groundwork for an appeal in the hush money trial?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

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Just Forget it!

share office space ...

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Regardless of your opinion about Trump, do you agree with his idea that globalism is bad for America?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Do polyphenols in mushrooms fight cancer or cause side effects?

No go.

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

What do you think of India's IT Minister Ashwini Vaishnaw comparing the Indian government's efforts to build a localised AI model to sending a mission to the moon at a fraction of the cost?

Next, they tried...

Still no good

No, not a chance

What product failed in the market but was successful when used for something else?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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